Here are a few things to think about that you probably have
never thought about;
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
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never thought about;
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Can you cry under water?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
to?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What disease did cured ham actually have?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
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