Motorcycle

A city cop was on his mortorcyle waiting to cross the street when a little boy stopped beside him on his shiny new motor bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little boy said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice motor cycle you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick does not go on top of the bike.