Let's make history

Let's make history and let this be the BEST seller for Newsweek magazine. Pass it on. It's IMPORTANT!!! This week make sure you purchase a copy of Newsweek Magazine with Ms. Michelle Obama on the cover. I am VERY proud to see this beautiful, intelligent, African American woman on the cover of this internationally renowned magazine. GO TODAY, TOMORROW, or by THURSDAY and PURCHASE a copy of this publication. Make your voice and dollar count by making the newsstand sales of this issue surpass, not only their projected sales but make history. We have to continue to tell the media that W E DO PURCHASE and READ magazines featuring People of Color on their covers and this is a POSITIVE thing to do, not only for the 'political correctness' of it, but because our presence 'Moves the proverbial needle' and sells product ( and not just CD's, Movies, Liquor, and Clothes). Every day we are bombarded with images of African American women NAKED and DEGRADED.. We have sent images around the world that shows Black Women as objects and mindless subjects for men's pleasure. So it's a GREAT balance of TRUTH to have Ms. Obama standing Strong, powerful, and WITH A SMILE on the COVER of NEWSWEEK. Support this issue with your DOLLARS and let this media company know...GOOD JOB!!!!! Thanks.

THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS!

*Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours toget her. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this aft ernoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.. *Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys. *Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you. *Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry. *Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars. *Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows. *Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given. *I will think about the mothers And fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore *And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a ittle longer.. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask Him for nothing, except one more day............. * Hi. I am a 29 year old father. Me and my wife have had a wonderful life together. God blessed us with a child too. Our daughter's name is Rachel, and she is 10 years old. Not long ago the doctors detected brain cancer in her little body. There is only one way to save her and that is an operation. Sadly we don't have the money for the operation. AOL and Zdnet have agreed to help us. The only way they can help is this: If you send this email to other people, AOL will track this email and count how many people get it. Every person that opens this email and sends it to at least 3 people will give us 32c. Please help us Bryan Swim Tahlequah , OK . Police Dept. School Resource Officer # 65 'Every Saint Has a Past, Every Sinner Has A Future' _______________________________________

Cheating at the Gas Pumps

This is a true story, so read it carefully.

On April 24, 2008, I stopped at a Kangaroo BP gas station, located at 1325 Main Street, Cartersville, GA. My truck's gas gauge was on 1/4 of a tank. I use the mid-grade, which was priced at $3.71 per gallon. When my tank is at this point, it takes somewhere around 14 gallon's to fill it up. When the pump showed 14 gallons had been pumped I began to slow it down, then to my surprise it went to 15, then 16. I even looked under my truck to see if it was being spilled. It was not. Then it showed 17 gallons had been pumped. It stopped at almost 18 gallons. This was very strange to me, since my truck has only an 18 gallon tank. I went on my way a little confused, then on the evening news I heard a report that 1 out of 4 gas stations had calibrated their pumps to show more gas had been pumped than a person actually got. Here is how to check a pump to see if you are getting the right amount: Whichever grade you are using, put EXACTLY 10 GALLONS in your tank, then look at the dollar amount, if the dollar amount is not EXACTLY 10 times the price of the fuel you have chosen, then the pumps are rigged. In my case as I said the mid-grade was $3.71 9/10 per gallon, my dollar amount for 10 gallons should have been $37.19. If I had only check the pump. It doesn't matter where you pump gas, please check the 10 gallon price. If you do find a station that is cheating, contact the State Agriculture Department. Please don't delete this until you have sent it to all people in your address book. We need to put a stop to this outrageous cheating of customers. The gas companies are making enough profits at honest rates.

Loving Husband

Curious Obama

This Mike Norman is by far has tendency of racism. His manor of thinking that because Obama his big hear eyes and a smile that it is OK to say that he looks like a monkey, Curious George. He let me know one thing when the guy says he is their to protest , he pats his hip to indicate that he has a gun. I could not believe that they found one black guy to say he is not racist, did he even look black?

Sometimes playing is not enough...

The day he decided to never give up, was the day he would never loose!

I don't want to go shopping

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.







1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants we re.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" .

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least.

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards, Wal-Mart

Wife Night Out

Wife's night out.. Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and
dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing
she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up the next morning and go
outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief
because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find
none...

But....

Wait a minute....




















Is that the outline of someone laying on the hood?????

Control his Anger

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper . His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar ju st like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. " A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."

PDiddy made it to Hollywood

Birth name
Sean John Combs

Also known as: Diddy, P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Big Nig, Sean "Puffy" Combs

Born : November 4, 1969 (1969-11-04) (age 38)

Origin : New York City, New York, United States

Genre(s) : Hip Hop, Pop rap, R&B, Pop

Occupation(s) : Rapper, record producer, actor, fashion designer

Years active : 1988 – present

Label(s) : Uptown, Arista, Universal, Atlantic, Bad Boy

Associated acts : The Notorious B.I.G., Lil' Kim, The Hitmen

Website : Sean "Diddy/P. Diddy" Combs

His business interests include Bad Boy Records, the clothing lines Sean John and Sean by Sean Combs, a movie production company, and two restaurants,. He has taken the roles of recording executive, back up singer, performer, producer of MTV's Making the Band, writer, arranger, clothing designer, and Broadway actor. Combs is the third richest hip-hop mogul, having a net worth estimated at US $358 million

Economic Stimulus Payments

So have you received your IRS MONEY YET? This is a schedule of when the money will be sent. If you have any question here is contact numbers listed below.

Should you require additional assistance, you can:1. Go to the IRS Web site, www.irs.gov. There is a page devoted to news about the stimulus payments. 2. Call the IRS at 1-866-234-2942.

DIRECT DEPOSIT
Last two SSN digits:
Payment will be transmitted:
00 through 20
April 28
21 through 75
May 5
76 through 99
May 12


PAPER CHECK
Last two SSN digits:
Payments will be mailed by:
00 through 09
May 9
10 through 18
May 16
19 through 25
May 23
26 through 38
May 30
39 through 51
June 6
52 through 63
June 13
64 through 75
June 20
76 through 87
June 27
88 through 99
July 4

Flava Flav

Flava Flav, do you know what time it is? Who would believe 5 years ago when Flava Flav was accepted on Surreal Life show that it would relaunch his career as a star? I mean when I think of Flava I think ugly... When television executives see Flav they see dollar signs.
I just can not believe that Flavor Of Love is in its 3rd season. Where do they find those girls?Would you believe that this guy has been in 2 hit series and has started another. Maybe its that strange laugh or the antics with his fingers that makes him so poplar. Then again it is probably the thought of what is he going to do next? As far as I am concerned I love his shows. Although Under one Roof that needs help. Yea boy is once again poplar for him makes you wonder has he mad a million yet?

John Edwards endorses Obama

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards endorsed his ex-rival Barack Obama. Edwards appeared with Obama in Grand Rapids, Mich., Wednesday evening and made the announcement himself. "Democratic voters have made their choice, and so have I," Edwards said.

4 Rules to Live by

DRINK, STEAL, SWEAR & LIE

I met this guy while I was in Albuquerque who has
a motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and
live by these 4 rules : Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie.

I was shaking my head 'no', but he then told me to listen
while he explained his four rules. So here they are:

1. "Drink" from the "everlasting cup" every day.

2. "Steal" a moment to help someone that is in
worse shape than you are.
3. "Swear" that you will be a better person
today than yesterday.
4. And last, but not least, when you "lie" down at night
thank God you live in America and have freedom.

I am not as good as I should be, I am not as good
as I could be , but THANK GOD
I am better than I used to be!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things..

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6.. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keep sakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

The theft of Time..

The theft of time Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else'sthighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had thetexture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these andwhat happened to mine? I spent the entire summer lookingfor my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they hadstuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached atleast three inches lower than my original! I realizedI'd have to give up my jeans in favor of longskirts.Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I wasfixing my hairand was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swingto and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This wasreally getting scary - my body was being replaced onesection at a time. What could they do to menext?When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, Idecided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake upand smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons areusing REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you andme! The next time someone you know has something'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

Suge Knight got knocked out

Suge Knight, 6'3" 315 pounds was knocked out by this man 5'8" 175 he choose not to give his name.

Someone kept yelling...






Damn you Got knocked the Fu*k out.






















From My understanding he never saw the punch coming.

















Damn suge you get your punk ass up, you heavy, man...

Gheto Spelling Bell

Directions: Use each of the following words in a complete sentence

1.HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONOR ROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel l ike being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out. 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?" 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM." 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

Maya Angelou said this

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life." "I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life." "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance." "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back." "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision." "I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one." "I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back." "I've learned that I still have a lot to learn." "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

This will blow your mind!!!

ARM is an Adjustable Rate Mortgage. So many time time customers freak out when they know that their loan is ready to adjust. Some even think that there loan is going to balloon to 12, 13, or 14 percent interest rates. When no information is given or no one took the time to explain how an ARM actually works a creates a fear of the unknown . So the general public has developed a preconceived notion. Today I will show you why your rate rises and in some cases will fall. In April 1,1987 the interest rate was 7.75%. So lets say you were 2 points over prime your that would make your interest rate 9.75. Now 6 Months later in October the prime rate is 9% so now your interest rate is now 11%. The one thing that I want you to see that the rates don't jump in leaps, it rises in increments.

The prime rate history does not stay high and will not stay low, it will be like time, consistent. The ARM is directly related to the Prime Rate (The prime rate is defined by The Wall Street Journal as "The base rate on corporate loans posted by at least 75% of the nation's 30 largest banks."). Above is a Prime Rate history so you can see the fluctuations of the prime rate. So when you are offered an ARM its based on so many point over prime. The better your credit history the better your interest rate will be.

So even if you have an ARM, and can not refinance your loan here is the key. An extra $10 or $20 dollars a month can help you to not only pay your loan off 4 to 8 years sooner, but it can also help you control how much money you pay in interest!

If you have your truth and lending paper work nearby take a look at it, you will pay over 2.5 times the actual loan amount. So if you borrowed $100,000 in 30 years you will pay about $270,000.

Computer argument

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to Set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will Judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves".

Behind on your Mortgage

Everyday I hear about someone loosing their homes to foreclosure and it just keeps getting worse. The last 6 years as a Loan officer has afforded me the opportunity to help many people who are behind on their mortgage. So this is information is something that can help you in the even that you are behind on your mortgage.
1) Generally speaking Foreclosure proceedings start about the 4Th month of no payments.
2) Important information to always remember Mortgage companies do not want your homes. They loose when they foreclose. The reason why is the interest. The mortgage companies are betting on you paying 30 years on your mortgage so that they could collect on all that interest!
3) If you are behind the first thing is to call the mortgage company and tell them your issue. If you are not making any head way with the customer service rep, kindly ask to speak to the supervisor. You will get more help from supervisor than from the customer service rep. 4) These are things that you need to express when you call, if they have a forbearance program, modify the mortgage, this catches you up and what you owe gets put on the back of the loan. What by you offering suggestions you open the door for finding a way to get help.
The key is don't ignore the problem. Because the further behind you become, the harder it will be to reinstate your loan and the more likely that you will lose your house. Always remain in contact with your lender as soon as you realize that you have a problem.Lenders do not want your house. They have options to help borrowers through difficult financial times. Please don't ignore mail from your lender.The first notices you receive will offer good information about foreclosure prevention options that can help you weather financial problems. Later mail may include important notice of pending legal action. Your failure to open the mail will not be an excuse in foreclosure court. Know your mortgage rights.Find your loan documents and read them so you know what your lender may do if you can't make your payments. Learn about the foreclosure laws and time frames in your state (as every state is different) by contacting the State Government Housing Office. 5. Understand foreclosure prevention options.Valuable information about foreclosure prevention (also called loss mitigation) options can be found on the Internet at portal.hud.gov/portal/page?_pageid=33,717348&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL .

FAA Hiring

FAA Hiring NoticePass it on. Importance: Hi if you have or know kids between the ages of 18-31 with a high school diploma,The Federal Aviation Association is taking applications for air traffic controller school. We all have kids and know kids in the right age group (under31) and with some effort they could reach a salary of over $100,000 with benefits in about 3 years! You need only a high school diploma to apply and credit is given for college on the exam. They need to go tohttp://www.faa.gov/jobs/job_opportunities/airtraffic_controllers/ for details and to fill out the application immediately - even if they don't know if they'd want to attend immediately - it's the federal government and it may take the months to call. The key is to apply NOW. There will be a lot of retirements coming up rather quickly and they need toline up training to accommodate these openings. It's my understanding that the FAA rarely has an open application such as this and that the jobs are coveted.The person who shared this has a 28 year old daughter who is well into 6 figures and has plenty of time for travel/recreation and has started another career onthe side. This is a great opportunity and it should be noted that choosing a site like Anchorage or Indianapolis to train is a likely acceptance into the training program, after which you can transfer anywhere in the country that has a tower. I hope you pass this information on to family, friends, etc.

ZacharyDisease

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ‘The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So shedid. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex ordates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Changwhat is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied'

Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

Police Beating Caught on tape.

This beating makes absolutely no sense, arresting the men was not enough. The point of kick a person who is on the ground makes no sense. When we as citizens take the law in are hands we get repremanded although when a officer gets in trouble, they get suspended with pay. Is there no justice?

The difference between blacks and niggas

The Difference... Contrary to what many may think, there is a difference between Black people and niggas...

Black people spend thousands of dollars on higher education and see the value of owning real estate.

Niggas spend thousands of dollars on ''getting high" and are concerned only with keepin' it real..

When Black people have children, they try to get better paying jobs to make sure they can support their child...

When niggas have children, they change jobs to avoid paying child support.

When Black people have children, they invest in college plans, piano lessons and braces....

When niggas have children they invest in designer clothes, platinum jewelry and mini-Air Jordans.

Black people watch out for their neighbors and understand the importance of strong neighborhoods...

Niggas watch their neighbors, and look for an opportunity to take advantage of their weaknesses..

Black people appreciate the sacrifices made for them by, their families to help them get ahead in life...

Niggas will sacrifice their Families and steal from them in order to get their next high.

Black people appreciate expensive jewelry designer clothes and nice cars but realize that they don't make the person....

Niggas define themselves by their designer clothes platinum jewelry and nice cars.

Black people will know the people at their local bank branch by first name...

Niggas will know the people at the neighborhood Check Cashers and liquor store by first name.

Black people see hard working brothers and sisters with legitimate jobs as potential mates...

Niggas won't even look at you if you're not a Hustler, Baller or a Bad Ass B**ch.

Black people will work hard to be innovative or to build something out of nothing.

Niggas will work hard at getting something for nothing.

Black people work hard all week and then go out on the weekend to relax and chill at the few Black night spots we have...

Niggas relax and chill all week and then go out on the weekends and work hard to mess up the few.

Black night spots we have. In the words of Chris Rock, "I love Black people... but I can't stand niggas!!

Do you know the difference and which one are you ? ? ?

I want to buy cyanide

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different..... You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

Have you seen my daughter?

My son was graduating from Embry Riddle Aeronautical University, so we were showing our appreciation for him receiving his bachelor degree. So we had a group of 12 people who was his motivational support when he walks. While filming the graduation my twin sister asked me where was her sister with me? I said no. She responded we don't know where she is. Of course I thought nothing of it because as I said we were in a group so one of us would surely see her. After about a half hour I was walking around the auditorium to find a place to sit and I found the group. Now no one has seen my daughter for over 30 minutes. My thinking is she is just in a different area and we would find her. Now its one hour later and still no Kendra. So the group says maybe you should go and look for her. So I and a friend began searching the auditorium and we can not find her. I have to admit I am getting nervous. My daughters seem to think because they look like women that no one will bother them. I continually tell them the world is not safe and if you knew the number of girls and woman that come up missing you would quit wondering off like that... The story that I always think of is John Walsh and how he lost his son Adam. The longer I realize that she is missing the more worried I am getting. So I reported her missing to the security guard she immediately initiated a call that a black teenager girl 5'8" 190 pounds 14 was missing. Her sister was very worried that something had happened to her sister, she kept asking me had I seen her yet? This only gave me an opportunity to reinforce what I had been saying about how easy it is to come up missing. I think she finally gets it now. So after we canvased the auditorium again, I decide to go back to the hotel to see if she was their on the computer. Unfortunately she was not their so I am wondering what has happened to her? Then I saw a police officer and I told him we could not find my daughter but I was trying to wait until the graduation was over before I have them do a amber alert. So we posted people at the front and back door checking everyone coming in and out of the gym. Unfortunately we did not see her, so I called the police and they were their in five minutes!!! I described my daughter and told him where we saw her last. My fiance decided to go back to the hotel to make another check. So while I am talking to the police my phone rings, it my finance telling me my daughter is at the hotel. I guess that I am more disappointed with her for her careless behavior and lack of consideration that she had for everyone who was searching for her! I never thought that anything like that could happen to me but because it did I want everyone to be prepared in case something like ever happens to your family you will know what to do. Please do the following immediately: Contact local law enforcement division of crimes against children unit and inform them of the situation. Request from law enforcement that your child be entered into National Crime and Information Center (N.C.I.C.). Register your child with the following clearing houses: Child Protection Education of America: 1-866-USA-CHILD National Center for Missing and Exploited Children: 1-800-843-5678 Try to remain calm. A calm head will help you remember details around the time of your child's disappearance. Getting these details written down as soon as possible and giving them to the authorities could prove to be crucial in solving your child's case. Once your child has been located, remember to call or email all persons involved in the search. Also, don't forget the posters that might have been placed in the community.